The Difference Between Crap and Shit

It amuses the hell out of me that the word crap is acceptable on radio and television while its synonym shit isn't. Apparently, the FCC sees some kind of difference between these two words that somehow casts crap in a more favorable light than shit. I actually see it the other way 'round. Crap sounds like a much bigger mess than shit. Shit sounds streamlined and precise, whereas crap sounds scattered and splattered. Shit is like a laser; crap is like a thermos full of nitroglycerin. Maybe that's just my fucked up opinion. You don't care. I feel compelled to apologize for wasting the last minute or so of your life.

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In other news, I'm spending my summer installing hardwood and laminate floors as an unofficial laborer for my dad. I am also reading the textbook for snake and loco government so that I don't have to take the class. It's central Texas, hotter than Hell, asshole of the universe. Nothing much to say, really, that I would want to tell some anonymous Internet person. Don't expect me to update anytime soon; I never do.